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The Free Church of Scotland, known as the Wee Frees, and the more hardline Free Presbyterian Church of Scotland - nicknamed the Wee Wee Frees are very strict about Sunday observance - the day should be kept holy, no work or play undertaken - even the children's swings in the playgrounds are padlocked on Sundays.

Heard on the Aled Jones BBC Radio 2 show.


A Wee Free minister was being interviewed by a more liberal Christian
"But Jesus healed people on a Sunday" said the interviewer

"Aye & I dinnae think any more of Him for that" replied the Minister

 

 

 

 

In May 2010 scientists claimed that they had for the first time created synthetic life form which they named Synthia


My daughter sent me this joke

A scientist once said to God, " We can create life now, lets have a contest", God agreed.
The scientist bent down to pick up a handful of dust to "create" his new life.
God looked up and said, "Ahem, get your own dust"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovahs Witness?....

Someone who knocks at your door for no apparent reason.

Morning Prayer

I want to thank you, Lord, for being close to me so far this day. With your help, I haven’t been impatient, lost my temper, been grumpy, judgmental or envious of anyone.

But I will be getting out of bed in a minute and I think I will really need your help then. Amen.

Heard on 'Old Jews Telling Jokes'

Customer to sales assistant in lingerie  department

"My wife sent me for a Jewish bra, she said you would know what I meant"

Sales assistant "It's a long time since anyone asked me for a Jewish bra, they usually ask for a Catholic bra, a Salvation Army bra or a Presbyterian bra."
Customer "What's the difference?"
Sales Assistant "Well a Catholic bra supports the masses, a Salvation Army bra uplifts the downfallen & a Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch & upright."
Customer "So what what does a Jewish bra do?"

Sales Assistant "Oh, a Jewish bra makes mountains out of molehills."

Jew don't recognise Jesus.

Protestants don't recognise the Pope.

Methodists don't recognise each other in the off licence.